Random jokes
♦ A Blonde was drawing money from ATM, The blonde behind her in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password.
Its 4 asterisks(****).
The first blonde replies, Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong, Its 1258
☻COSTLY PERFUME
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City building when a young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume.
She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!"
Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, "Chanel No. 5, $200 an ounce!"
About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, then bends over and farts and says, "Broccoli - 49 cents a pound."
♦ Once many people from around the world were invited at Queen Victoria's residence for lunch.
At the beginning of the lunch it was announced that every thing which is to be asked will be asked in a poetic way.
There was a sardar also. A person sitting next to sardar said to his partner "Mr. Tibutboon, please pass the spoon".
Now the sardar wanted custard. He thought a lot for a while for custard but couldn't find one.
In the end he said to his partner "you bastard, pass the custard".
☻Galileo used 2 study in smal lamp.
Graham Bell used 2 study in candle light.
Shakspeare used 2 study in street light.
I dont understand what these people use to do during day time?
♦ "Help.... the Titanic is going to be drowned...."
Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God...
Just then a Italian asks the nearby Sardarji in the ship.
Italian : How far is land, from here ?
Sardarji : Two miles ..
Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise. I have got the experience of swimming even more.
The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up to the layer to ask something again.
Italian : Just tell me which side, is land two miles from here ?
Sardarji : Downwards ...
Santa: Darling, years ago u had a figure lyk coke bottle.
Jeeto: Yes dear I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300 ml, now it is 1.5 litres.
Police Inspector: Have you caught the thief?
Sub Inspector: No, but I found some trace of him.
Police Inspector: What?
Sub Inspector: Finger prints.
Police Inspector: Where?
Sub Inspector: On my cheeks.
♦MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:
Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.
A Blonde and her husband filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked: How will you divide?
You have 3 children.
Blonde replied: OK! We will apply next year.
Combination Jokes
♦ Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
♦ Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
♦ Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair
♦ Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage
♦ Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profits
♦ Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production
♦ Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion
♦ Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime
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