A Chinese and Steven Spielberg were drunk in a bar. Spielberg suddenly slapped the Chinese..
Chinese: why?
Spielberg: Because you bombed Pearl Harbor! My father died there!
Chinese: But I am Chinese, not Japanese.
Spielberg: You fool! Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, Taiwanese, you are all the same.
The Chines punched Spielberg.
Spielberg: Why did you do that?
Chinese: That's for sinking the Titanic.
Spielberg: But Titanic was sunk by an iceberg, stupid!
Chinese: Iceberg, carlsberg, spielberg, you are all the same!!
Its a GOAL!
What is ABCDEFG?
A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl!
But what is GFEDCBA? (The Opposite)
Girl Forgets Everything Done and Catches new Boy Again!
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear!
Girl: Would you die for me ?
Boy: No, mine is Undying Love!
7 sadhu7 chatai per dhyaan lagakar baithe the.
Ek Aadmi aata hain aur sabse bujurg sadhu ko Pranam kar poochta hain …
“Maharaj ladki nahi pat rahi hai.. kya Karu…?”
Woh sadhu sabse chote sadhu ko pukarta hain…
Aur kehtaa hain “chotu ek aur chatai laga de beta…. ”
☻COSTLY PERFUME An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City building when a young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume.
She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!"
Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, "Chanel No. 5, $200 an ounce!"
About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, then bends over and farts and says, "Broccoli - 49 cents a pound."
♦ Once many people from around the world were invited at Queen Victoria's residence for lunch.
At the beginning of the lunch it was announced that every thing which is to be asked will be asked in a poetic way.
There was a sardar also. A person sitting next to sardar said to his partner "Mr. Tibutboon, please pass the spoon".
Now the sardar wanted custard. He thought a lot for a while for custard but couldn't find one.
In the end he said to his partner "you bastard, pass the custard".
I Brushed My Teeth, Smell my Aroma
♦ "Help.... the Titanic is going to be drowned...."
Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God...
Just then a Italian asks the nearby Sardarji in the ship.
Italian : How far is land, from here ?
Sardarji : Two miles ..
Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise. I have got the experience of swimming even more.
The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up to the layer to ask something again.
Italian : Just tell me which side, is land two miles from here ?
Sardarji : Downwards ... One man was searching for something in his safe for hours.
Wife : What are you searching for?
Husband : I give up. I was searching for our marriage papers.
Wife : But why?
Husband : I was searching for the expiry dates!!!
In an interview,
Interviewer : How does a scooter run?
Santa : Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr………….
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